The Cone of Ownage
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Q: What sucks worse than a Victor Sinclair Vintage Select?
A: A forecast track that puts a hurricane in your living room on Tuesday.
The Cone of Ownage is virtually meaningless more than 24 hours out, of course. But Mike’s Weather Page is going to get plenty of hits from me between now and Tuesday.
UPDATE 8/19: Fay will drift well to my east. We’re expecting intermittently heavy rain, but sustained winds won’t exceed 30mph. Kevin 1, Cone of Ownage 0. But the season is young.
UPDATE 8/22: This storm is a drag. As I’m sure you’ve seen on the news, Fay has doubled back to the Gulf Coast. It’s well north of me, but it has been cloudy, windy and spitting for two days now. It could be much worse, of course. I could be under four feet of water in Melbourne.